Caption This!

Every week, we submit a soon-to-be-iconic fashion photo for our Facebook followers to caption — and it's up to our readers to decide which submission is the most hilarious.

Karl Lagerfeld doesn't appear to have any sense of urgency in this photo, but what's on the mind of the gentleman in this photo who's clearly trying to rush him off the garden path? Vote for your favorite of the best options below.

The submissions below were received, in order, from Darcy Horath, Cali Day, Kiki Kowalski, and Leah Karabenick.

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Caption This: Karl Lagerfeld Edition

"You can come out now. We made a horrible mistake, but there is absolutely no trace of polyester left on the set, I promise."

"We're going to need you to wait just a minute. Pippa is right around the corner and we don't want her to scare you."

"I realize they're blocking your path, but calling these shrubs fat will just get you into more hot water with the press."

"I'm sorry that you and the priest showed up wearing matching outfits but you simply can not hide in these bushes all day."

Every week, we'll ask our Facebook followers to caption a soon-to-be iconic fashion photo — and it'll be up to readers to decide which submission is the most hilarious.

First up: Anna Wintour and a slightly perturbed-looking André Leon Talley at the Donna Karan Fall 2012 show. What are they saying? Vote for your favorite caption below, and come back tomorrow to see who won the glory.

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Poll: Which Witty Line Should Win Our First Caption Contest?

"Sorry, Andre, but she can't sit with us. You know we wear fur on Tuesdays." — Darcy Horath

"I don't care if Marc Jacobs is doing it, I don't think it would be a good idea to get a porn star boyfriend." — Jazzino Tamani

"And they were like 'Anna put models back on the cover of Vogue.'" — Robert Guerra

"Yes, but I just don't understand . . . I thought that Katniss was in love with Gale." — Leah Karabenick