>> C-razy -- good ebay finds are just popping up everywhere.  This particular one is a little more on the...expensive side.  But then, it is...ooh la la...Chanel.  It's the lookalike of the g-orgeous black lambskin bag that ol' Mary Kate has been toting around recently (or has it been toting her around?).  Forget man's best friend -- if I had this puppy, I would do just fine stroking its lambskin softness.  And it doesn't even shed.  No more chihuahuas in handbags, sorry Paris -- this beauty would do just fine as my pet.  Now if only I could scrounge up $1,600 from under the sofa cushions -- not likely in my house.  I'll leave the adoption up to you -- she'll be loving, I promise.  And she doesn't bite. 

Note: The auction ends June 17, 5:20 PDT.  No bids yet, starting bid: $1,150. 

>> Trendy LA boutique Kitson has always been a tacky monster in my books.  But this time, it has really outdone itself.  Kitson's latest addition to its wares is a pair of baseball-style t-shirts blazoning "Team Aniston" or "Team Jolie" across the fronts. Appropriately from a brand dubbed "White Trash," the shirts look like just that to me -- trash.  I mean, really, anyone with a computer could print a similar text block out and take it to the nearest t-shirt printing store.  The worst part yet: the shirts, priced at a ludicrous $30 (you really get your money's worth), are currently on backorder.  AKA people are snapping them up.  Jesus Christ, can't people see that they're just buying into a big scam?  Kitson is just riding on the coattails of the big bad PR dragon that has been spurting out flames of Pitt/Jolie conspiracy theories a mile a minute.  And besides, I was under the impression that no one likes picking teams.  At least that's what they told me in elementary school whenever I got picked last.

**sources: vogue daily news

>> I know some of you (as well as I) have become Nicole Richie fans ever since she stepped up her style.  So I have a point of interest for you -- there's a Jill Stuart top on ebay exactly like the one Nicole wore about a week ago.  And it's only at $49.90 right now.  And it's ending June 16 (tomorrow) at 19:37 PDT.  Hope you're a size medium, because whatta deal.  Too bad I think that shirt looks like a pajama top.  Aye, me, what can I say.