Gisele Gets Snippy, Tells GQ She's Never Met Anyone With an Eating Disorder

June 17, 2008

>> I feel like I almost know Gisele Bundchen after reading her interview in the July 2008 issue of GQ — her words are much more telling than the accompanying group of underwear shots and take us through her many moods.

Incredulous Gisele: "People are unbelievable. The other day a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, 'I just want to check if—' This is all my hair, by the way. I did not have extensions, let me tell you."

Schmoozy Gisele: "How does that [photo] look, the last one?"
French makeup guy: "I want a preent."
Gisele: "You want a print?"
FMG: "I want a preent."
Gisele: [to the reporter] "He is the best."
[They kiss.]
FMG: "No, she ees the best."
Gisele: [almost sadly] "No."
FMG: "She ees."
Gisele: "Please."
FMG: "Well, look at this peecture."
Gisele: "Do you like the last one?"
FMG: "It just confeerms what I’m saying—"
Gisele: "Oh, please."
FMG: "…you are to die for."

Snippy/Generous Gisele: [when asked if she's teaching boyfriend Tom Brady about worldly things] "Your questions are funny. Look, all I’m saying—do you want some ChapStick?—is I’m not teaching anybody anything. Everybody learns from traveling. I think we all do. I really don’t know how to answer that question, I’m sorry."

Snippy Gisele, Take 2: [when told the GQ editor wanted to know if she helps Tom Brady with his modeling] "Oh, my God. I want you to tell your editor that that’s a very stupid question. It’s private. And—nah."

Gisele, In Denial: [when asked about eating disorders] "Look, I’ve never met anyone who has it. I don’t think it’s something that people go around talking about."

Voila, Gisele in a nutshell.